He's supposed to get us to hospital. Storyline Sent on a National Geographic survey of the jungle to capture the largest anaconda, a group of cardboard cutouts posing as actors bite off more than they can chew and get chewed up by an over sized and very agitated snake. There's a devil inside everyone. Come on, Gary, this isn't you! Does salad go well with fish river style? The perfect Saturday night film showing that not all films need to aspire to Citizen Kane and fun for the sake of it is an art form in itself. Just give me ten minutes, people. That's it, go for the eyes! This river can kill you 1,000 ways. Careful, my camera's in here.
Does she speak for everybody? Someone get this bloody thing off my hand! That sums up the film. The partnership is short lived as the anaconda makes a snack of the traitorous crew member. Or we're stuck here forever. The water is high, so this side is flooded. We'll bring you on board. Then you travel through the land of the Shirishama, - - until you come to a wall so high, it blots out the sky. Black knobs: Forward and back.
You think he went for a walk? Mateo, shine the light over there. Get up on the rocks. A warm body like Mateo's wasn't hard to find. There's a dude on a boat over there. Now, it's to get Professor Cale to hospital as fast as possible.
You think he's still alive? As they get deeper into the amazon, the elusive anaconda starts to pick off the crew one by one. But no cause for panic. On of the last mysteries of the Rain Forest. And then it wouldn't have all been for nothing. Shortly after the rescue, the film crew's captain suffers a debilitating wasp sting to his throat while underwater attempting to free the ship from a mass of vines, knotting up the boat's propeller. We ain't got much choice. Hurry, l think l can blow him up.
The rope trap is no match for the snake who breaks free with relative ease. And that is common freaking sense. In the meantime, the film crew members are escaping from their bonds. You question and criticize, - - but you don't know shit about all this. Pull over to his boat! The females with short, dainty, feminine flashes, - - and the males with long, drawn-out, manly flashes. That's breakfast on the river.
You wrap a rope around thattree. But you can't catch it by yourself, you need a partner. Gary, get the little boat. Our first piece of luck: a Shirishama idol. We must get him to hospital soon, or he'll die. What did he do to you? He begins to start leading the crew towards where he believes the snake to be instead of where the native tribe is supposed to be located. We'll wrap a rope around that tree.
We should get the fuel, so we can get out of here. Now we've lost our driver! Never look in the eyes of those you kilI. And we run into a barrier full of snakes. We're making a documentary on the Shirishama lndians. We've got to get out of here.
Let's get out of here. Over here, you fat-ass bastard! As smart as you are, you can survive without me. The snake hunter then uses this to gain one ally from the film crew, who helps the snake hunter keep the remainder of the crew under control, including the new ally's girlfriend. Our adventure begins 1,000 miles from the mouth of the Amazon. Damn, the dart came out his back. Unfortunately J-Lo survives since she would be too glamorous to be devoured and she would have made the snake look tame by. So our tribe would seek higher ground over here.
Not every day my home girl gets to direct a documentary. What does a failed priest do here? This was all one big setup, huh? Something like this made a meal of our captain. From here, we travel unexplored backwaters - - in search of the Mist People, the Shirishama. He found one of their markers. When did you get in? Stow this in my room. But then l needed to see the real world. The snake hunter however was not killed.