Some of the framing and stuff was really great, my favorite was when they started at the outside of the restaurant and zoomed over the crowd of people to Bob on the toilet. Call him to ask him to fix it. What were they asking you? I vouched for you, dentist. Which would've been great, but I just found out they're sending this guy, Newton Fremont. Oh, there's not gonna be any article.
. Teddy, be honest with me. Wow, that was kind of good. Jimmy, where are you going? Hey, maybe you should do some practice questions for your interview. Well, the Novocain should be taking effect right about now. You've been doing this for 45 minutes.
Oh, I might be getting a little weird from the fumes, Bob. That would actually work for me, 'cause today's been, you know, busy. No, no, no, it's just um the-the plumbing's messed up. It doesn't even have a seat. Plus, we like to profile people who are unique and inspiring. I wanna tell him I can smell him from across the street.
Gretchen can come in here and do your hair. I mean, I've done interviews before. This'll really put you on the map. I only told Jimmy Pesto. It's just we should deal with it. Quick pro tip: When we start yanking, ignore the screams.
Let's see what's going on down here. Like, you know, if he doesn't like you, you're not getting in the magazine. But here's the thing, they have to do it today. They won't blab it up. I'm coming as fast as I can, Linda! Now I gotta start over. Look, I didn't mean to freak you out. Bad stuff happens in the bathroom I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Can't let them see me with my pants down Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now But I'll be outta here in no time I'll be doing interviews and feelin' just fine Today is gonna be a great day I'll do Coasters magazine And blow everyone away Let's be clear I did absolutely nothing wrong I'm not to blame, it's not my fault This is just to say If Gene had pooped like every day This would have all just blown away But he'll be out of there in no time No one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine Today is gonna be a great day If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way.
That's what I call the Pope. We just have to apply and reapply nail polish remover to your legs and underbutt and, in a few hours voilÃ! Leaving his goop everywhere, just taunting me with it. He doesn't expect privacy anymore. Yeah, there will be no goopings put into action excluding any and all current or existing goopings that have heretofore been laid. Aunt Gayle bought me a subscription. Were they ding-dong questions, and you didn't want to go there? I was there for three weeks. Well, uh, it's a kid's prank gone very wrong.
I can hear every I can't hear you over the hair dryer, Bobby! I should have started with that. Oh People need to see this! Wait, what are you gonna wear? It's delicious Same thing happened to me. Yeah, well, you know, this is the last time I'm bailing you out, Dad. Sure it wasn't laugh out loud, but it was heartwarming as hell, and that's all it really needed to be. But you aren't gonna use these in the article, right? But this thing today sighs you know it was my fault. Did I just miss a goop? We're running out of time.
I'm on a cheese cleanse! He's just on the toilet. He's gonna get you off of there. We order the solvent that takes three months? When the guys from Coasters get here, all they're gonna see is a crowded restaurant. We try not to compliment him. What's your take on this? We're outside Bob's Burgers, where a local grill cook has gone from rush order to flush order.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! I'm calling because I thought they were sending Brian, the nice Hidden Gems guy. It was supposed to be for Gene, but he didn't take his mid-morning bathroom break for some reason. You gotta use nail polish remover. She's gonna get you camera-ready. This was ringing so I answered it. Bob and his quirky family have big ideas about burgers, but fall short on service and sophistication. Yeah, Linda, where is Bob? The guys from Coasters are gonna be here any second.
Uh, his eyes are up here. Oh, there's a picture of me on the toilet in Coasters. Hey, everybody in the world! Do you know if they carry youth large? I do not currently have any, but what I could do is get the necessary certifications, put in an order, and have some delivered in the next two or three months. What, are they writing an article on guys with mustaches you wanna punch? And a doctor's a type of dentist. This is the best day of my life. I gotta do his hair for the big interview. We're going to print them, and we're gonna make a fortune.