After telling his daughter to lock her doors and windows, Cameron decides to take matters into his own hands by sneaking inside the army base, killing soldiers with crotch kicks and slow punches to the face, vanishing for half the film, and faking his death in order to kill the rich business man operating the mercenaries. Talon: Mike is everywhere and nowhere at the same time. They are less mercenaries than they are professional lemmings. Completely tattered, like he'd been shipwrecked on a desert island for ten years. As the premier action film of all time I thought I'd add these words from Ted Prior regarding the film: 'Deadly Prey.
And i really cant explain the plot any more cos there is nothing else to the movie. That was 6 years ago. Joe: They rocked my world. Talon: When Mike blew up the helicopter. Today the no-bodies that made you are gonna win.
Armed only with a pair of cut off shorts, his mightily muscled frame, his wits and a rather fetching mullet our man now proceeds to wipe out every single one of his hunters in a myriad of wild and wacky ways including breaking their backs against trees, impaling them with twigs! Wish I would have held on that. Full disclosure: Deadly Prey is a rock stupid movie. Mike dislocates his shoulder, which causes him to limp. The moments of uncontrollable laughter are only outnumbered by the amount of nameless extras dying by the hand of our invincible hero. Danton lays waste to the first group of soldiers in minutes.
Rather than slitting his throat, he just tells Hogan to back off and stop making him kill all his guys. This is the story of evil Colonal Hogan who is utilising kidnapped innocent civilians as big game in order to train his bloodthirsty group of mercenaries. Deadly Prey has generally received mixed reviews. Here's another great line by him when he spots a soldier in the forest when he was on his little mercenary killing spree. In spite of the absurd plot and downright impossible situations, everything is served to us in a tone that is dead serious and by a devoted cast that deliver their lines with straight faces no matter how retarded they sound. I haven't laughed so much in all those 6 years! So back to my bare feet! Do you have any best worst movies to recommend? And eventually we get a bro-mance with Mike and Don because they recognize each other from Nam, and they arm themselves up and destroy the base.
Where some laugh at the stupidity, I also laugh at the stupidity, but in a more endearing way. The theme: Ted Prior is awesome. It thrills me to know that she passed on the regards of Ted's legion of Gold Coast fans to him. But three beers and a shot will make it even more fun. A twig through the heart. The 1987, low-budget action extravaganza Deadly Prey is one such movie. I can only imagine what kind of deadly, high tech office desk he will sit behind this time.
He's a retired police officer, but that doesn't stop him from kicking ass. Take the most mindless action flick you can imagine, remove all the nuance and plausibility, and you have Deadly Prey. How did they not know it was this funny while they were filming it? Being a master of camouflage he crawls up the worlds' smallest trees and an expert in primitive weaponry he impales an enemy on a twig , Danton exterminates about ten dozens of mercenaries before Michaelson gets the brilliant idea to abduct Mickey's sexy blond girlfriend Jamie and rape her. Joe: If I was ripped like that, I'd probably do the same thing. I would be remiss to not mention one very special guest star. Servicement as mercenaries by having them hunt down and kill people they abduct off the streets of Los Angeles. Reviewed by DanJensenMovieTalk 10 I love this movie to the point that I found an e-mail address for Ted Prior's ex-wife and wrote to her.
Still, the movie makes good use of its features for humor now; what once was taken seriously in 1987 the aggressive manshake of teamwork, heroes who only growl is now easy fodder for jokes and laughter. Prior Starring: Ted Prior, Cameron Mitchell, Troy Donahue, Fritz Matthews, David Campbell 18 1h 28min Action, Thriller Budget: Unknown Review As you know or will understand after reading this sentence , I love a ridiculous movie. And boy, are the kills ever imaginative! The first night, Danton sneaks up on Hogan. Basically, he lets him off with a warning and disappears into the shadows. Mike Danton Prior is just an average guy, we think at first.
The loooong trailer for one of the silliest action films of the 80's. Where some see nonsense, I see charm. The list goes on and on. But i will try to do a thorough review. All these good people aren't lying or exaggerating when they state their stomachs hurt from laughing nearly the entire time.
All he does is tell Hogan to take off his shirt and shoes and start running. The cover looked pretty bad-ass, but I wasn't exactly sure what deadly prey meant. Talon will now spout off five reasons you should watch the next movie we're blogging about, the infamous furry little puppets. Cooper has not seen Danton since he took a bullet for him in 'Nam. Surprising amount of meat on a mouse, by the way. Our hero danton is more than a hero; he can stab people with twigs, take 3 bullets in the heart at 50 cm away without even bleeding, and tie a rope up to a tree which, when an enemy steps on it, ties a knot around the enemies leg, picks him up, and throws him 50 metres into a bunch of spikes.
Oh yes, and the bad guys: somehow, it seems they resurrect themselves 5 times each in the movie. Do you remember that sequence in Rambo: First Blood Part 2 where John Rambo uses the jungle to stealthily take out several Vietnamese soldiers? Hogan's greedy financier Michaelson threatens Hogan to speed up the mens training or he will pull the plug on Hogan's training camp. Hogan's greedy financier Michaelson threatens Hogan to speed up the mens training or he will pull the plug on Hogan's training camp. And the worst part is when danton pushes the plastic boulders onto the enemies, and one enemy is completely untouched by the boulders, so he doesn't know what to do so he half heartedly dies without even being touched. This film deserves repeated viewings, i'm going to play it to all my friends as it should be compulsory viewing for all! Whether viewed alone or in the company of beer-drinking buddies, this movie delivers. The Synopsis for Deadly Prey 1987 720p Colonel Hogan is a ruthless former military officer who trains a large group of former U.