Let me help you with that. You're all mad at yourself and feeling like some kind of fool. I bet your peoples on the West Coast miss you. Not a care in the world. All right, guys, that's enough. Ain't my fault you guys ain't getting no-- Boobie? See, l was just-- Anyhoo! Their high school is portrayed as a series of cruel no-go zones; an unpopular student would never venture into the corridor where the popular kids have their lockers, and so the first time Alvin with Paris ventures into that forbidden territory, it's a giddy victory. Let me help you out, son.
Why can't we walk down that hallway? Son, what has happened to your priorities? Talking all that garbage in school. Didn't realize you were so talented. He looks like a buggawuf. There is a school basketball game, and the nerds are threatened by the athletes to move to sit somewhere else. Real is all l am, baby. That's what l'm talking about. Did l mention this has nothing to do with sex? Now, are those the kind of victories you really want in life? Remake of 1987's Can't Buy Me Love, starring Patrick Dempsey.
Girl, you know Dru loves you. Ben's quoting you a really fair price. What are you doing just walking in my house? Both films have the same premise: A nerd in his senior year is getting good grades, but doesn't have a clue about dating. And now, the Jackrabbit drill squad. Put a microwave in the glove compartment. You slide around on her. Too many fish in the sea for her to be hounding me.
When you were doing your thizzle earlier, you were off the hizzle. Life becomes so much more interesting when the father, two mothers and children start to become attached to each other. But on the real, Paris, he carries a pool net around town, on a motorized scooter. What do you mean, he didn't say it? Okay, but l'm telling you, it's coming out like a Penthouse letter. You're taking me to Jerry's Friday night, right? Why is that so hard to believe? He has also taken up a job as a pool cleaner, to raise money to buy an expensive car part. And Cannon and Milian have a natural appeal that liberates their characters, a little, from the limitations of the plot. Steve Harvey's acting may go over the top in a scene where he lectures his son on the theory and use of condoms, but it's useful information and more realistic than the blissful sexual ignorance of most high school movies.
Alvin, honey, turn that game off. Clearly, Alvin's not masturbating enough. Out of that 3 grand. Kids crash cars all the time. Go on, get your purse. You're never gonna be Alicia Keys or Norah Jones. Act like he called with a good explanation.
You know, these next two weeks, if it's any consolation. We'll have a good time. Alvin, got a date tonight? Here l am sweating you, player, about not having a car. Speaking of calling, my cell phone doesn't work at the resort. Boy, you won't use these cheap suckers right here.
Quench your thirst on that. All you gave him was a little boob action? You can run but you can't hide! You just mad l beat you to him. Director: Troy Byer as Troy Beyer Writers: Michael Swerdlick screenplay , Troy Byer screenplay , Stars: Nick Cannon, Christina Milian, Jordan Burg. Sciamma, and the two leads, capture the uncertainty of teenage sexuality with a sympathetic eye in this delicate drama of the angst of coming-of-age. You know, Yolanda, my big girl, we're gonna need the whole back seat. All you got to do is lay back.
That was all he wanted. Give us the keys to our car. You better say my name. Take your Wonderbra and get out. The limo driver popped a tire.
What the hell do you know about cars? Boy, l got on high fashion just like them. Al Johnson has a rep to protect! He's got me on hold. Second problem, you used two hands. You're not on your mom's insurance, are you? You're making a fool of yourself. How dare you stand in my face popping that noise? He don't stay here no more. Yeah, what's that old saying? And what exactly do you want in return? The kids are having a party. Problem is, it's a '98.
Number one, too slow, girl probably asleep. You gonna learn to scratch that kitty-cat and you're gonna love it! You hear about students in China, all jumping out windows. Don't worry, honey, he'll call. Pretend to be my girlfriend for a couple of months. Alvin leaves the gymnasium, and as Paris follows him out, she is stopped by Dru, but Paris blows him off for Alvin and they kiss. Look, you give yourself no credit. He just wanted to be popular.