Morris October 19, 2004 2004-10-19 Jim tells Cheryl that men's and women's brains are wired to remember different things. Feeling guilty, Jim apologizes and even takes on Gracie and Ruby's advice on offering Reverend Pierson a chance to throw a dodge-ball back at him. Just when she finally does that, Cindy's husband offers Jim season tickets for the Bears. Unfortunately he's so afraid, he's not quite himself. When he starts to forge suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery guy, Cheryl's mojo returns.
An excited Jim accepts anyway and hopes to keep the gig a secret from Andy, who, of course, finds out. When they finally get alone on the set, they decide to be a little wild and do it behind the Plymouth rock. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend. Jim agrees to perform at Mindy's engagement party with Cheryl playing the part in order to teach his wife a lesson about embellishment by making a fool of herself. They have a fight and the next day Cheryl goes out to the movies, leaving Jim in charge of the kids. He tries by all means to change it for a Bears one, but Kyle just can't let go of the green ball.
They settle their feud and agree on respecting each other's spaces. As Jim attempts to prove his good works to God, his sister-in-law, Dana, represents the Devil, arguing that Jim's selfishness should mean a certain trip to hell. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. Air Date : 26th-May-2009 When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven's gate. Meanwhile, Cheryl requests that Jim exercise more often - as a special favor to her. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out.
But Cheryl gets annoyed and lets them pierce their ears and when Jim finds out he makes his own earring and wears it on the day he and Cheryl are renewing their vows. She asks Jim to help her, and he's complaining they don't spend any time together because there's always someone around them. Cheryl thinks it will make Dana feel better if she saw how less attractive the new girl is, but Jim simply deletes the pictures because they weren't important enough for him. In order to escape, they gave the dogs drowsy medication. Cheryl finally gives in and they settle on paying the delivery boy the seven dollars in order to spare the Spice Channel subscription.
After a chance meeting with the girl, Cheryl asks her to give Jim suggestions that will make him look ridiculous. She and Dana smash the door to make it look like it was broken into so Jim can't gloat. He leaves a dinner with Emily to go check on Jim at the concert, and realizes his concerns were justified when the girls are nowhere to be found. While refusing to admit she's dating Jim, Dana realizes the truth when she accidentally pinches Jim's butt thinking it was Hank. Dana says she doesn't mind paying the check because she makes more money than Jim, which infuriates him. When Cheryl invites the reverend over for dinner, Jim freaks out, hoping he won't remember a thing.
Unfortunately, this has bad consequences for both of them. Nowak February 7, 2006 2006-02-07 Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about , and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong. When she tells Jim what happened, he decides to get two killer to guard her. Jim and Cheryl stroll in Las Vegas, glad that Andy is finally recovering from Roxanne and glad that their trip is over. But Jim scores a hole in one in golfing and celebrates with beer and cigars and trades Andy's sample so that Cheryl doesn't figure out his sperm count is low. Jim is annoyed by her presence, but Cheryl insists on him being nice to her. However, the party stops when Frank has a heart attack and dies.
At first she's sure her personality alone will be enough to entertain Rick the Bachelor , but Jim gives her advice on how to behave and what to say to the guy. Air Date : 28th-Apr-2009 Cheryl forces Jim to donate time to charity. It only hits Jim the effects his actions might have on his children when Ruby hits Gracie in the nose. Jim counsels against givivng fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over. Cheryl doesn't like the idea, especially because the dogs are trained in German.
But when Dana gives Ruby permission to go out with an older boy, an upset Jim can't stand idly by, and he, Dana and Andy end up trailing Ruby on her date to the mall. When Jim runs into Cheryl's gynecologist at the super market and learns that she's actually been told she should be active now, he confronts Cheryl, who admits that going off bedrest could induce labor and she wants to prolong her pregnancy just a bit longer to enjoy Jim and the kids before the twins are born. As a revenge, Jim decides to decorate their room in his own way. Now he goes out of his way to save Dana and ends up scaring the guy away with stories about Dana being a psycho. When he realizes there's nothing he can do about it, he does a little alteration on the ball so they can go to the Bears game peacefully. However, not wanting his daughter to miss out on the fun of the Halloween spirit, Jim sneaks her out anyway and they head together, but Cheryl finds out about the situation. Roxanne says she needs 2.